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"La Resistance" Song
GREGORY (singing voice by Howard McGillin):
God has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a nation in your hands
And blessed be the children who fight with all our bravery
'Til only the righteous stand
You see the distant flames
They bellow in the night
You fight in all our names for what we know is right
And when you all get shot
And cannot carry on
Though you die, La Resistance lives on
ALL:
You may get stabbed in the head
With a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death
Or skinned alive, or worse
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to run
For, though you die, La Resistance lives on
PARENTS:
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
SHEILA BROFLOVSKI:
Because the country's gone awry
Tomorrow night, these freaks will fry!
SOLDIERS:
Tomorrow night
Our lives will change
Tomorrow night
We'll be entertained
An execution
What a sight!
Tomorrow night
SATAN:
Up there there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Tomorrow night up there is doomed
And so I will be going soon!
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP:
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
You're a boner-biting bastard, uncle fucka
TERRANCE:
Looks like we may be out of luck!
PHILLIP:
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked!
CARTMAN, KYLE, STAN:
Why did our mothers start this war?
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?
SATAN:
I want to be up there!
SHEILA BROFLOVSKI:
When Canada is dead and gone
They'll be no more Celine Dion!
GREGORY AND KIDS:
They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
And though we're shat upon
Though we die, La Resistance lives oooooonnnnn!
SATAN:
I want to be up there!
PARENTS:
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
sábado, 10 de novembro de 2007
terça-feira, 6 de novembro de 2007
When Afraid
This title is very simple. Some small tips of what to do when u are afraid of something.
First of all let me start with a strong opening statement.
When afraid: Never run,never hide, always fight, always smile.
This is a really simple method to face about anything that is thrown at u.
If u are faced with a problema what is the point of delaying it? There are only two situations that u should delay something: gather more proofs, or prepera a sweet revenge. Otherwise dont be a pussy plz.
Hiding is the same as pretending that nothing is wrong. Its diferent from avoiding aka running.
While in running u accept the fact that something is not right, in hiding u are a big ass pussy that cant deal with the fact that the world is gonna collapse and u are going to die!
Accepting there is a problem is great. It's only usefull. U get more things done, u get focused on trying to distract urself from the problems. It's really good.
Why fight? And how to fight? There is an old saying... "You are either with me or against me" there are no middle terms. If u get involved in a war u have to pick a side. Those that have nothing to do with it are not considered in this case.
But as I was saying, resisting and fighting for ur own interests is the only right thing to do. Because no one will for you!! Yes I'm an self centered ass occasionaly. But that's life. U have to look out for ur own interests first, then try and understand how u can serve ur own purposes, then match ur interests with the ppl around u, then calculate the ratio :(1) personal pleasure/world around pleasure and (2) personal gain/global loss. If 1 is positive and 2 is a big number u should go foward.
Staying on topic: How to fight problems: Not my problem. (Personaly i like this way of thinking. Pass ur problems to others if possible if not blame bad weather conditions)
Why smiling?
Pretty simple... Smiling is good exercise for ur face muscles. Smilling (if u have a nice smile and good teeth) attract good looking women. And specially, smiling irritates most ppl when they are angry at u. Try and smile while ur girl tells u she just cheated on u, or is about to say "I like u as a friend", that will definitly leave her without an answer.
In the end, u end up losing always something. It's a fact, only somethings lasts forever (human lifespan = forever = average 80 years). For those that don't.... do u really give a shit? Well u should otherwise u are a heartless bitch, but the point isnt that. Even giving a shit and not feeling all that well. Is it not cool just to think. NEXT!
All this just to say when I'm afraid I think, bahh...everything is going to be just fine.
Not because I'm an optimist.
Not because I'm just that good.
Not because of "God" (sorry peeps he is as real as santa)
But because I'm that darn lucky. Thank u =)
First of all let me start with a strong opening statement.
When afraid: Never run,never hide, always fight, always smile.
This is a really simple method to face about anything that is thrown at u.
If u are faced with a problema what is the point of delaying it? There are only two situations that u should delay something: gather more proofs, or prepera a sweet revenge. Otherwise dont be a pussy plz.
Hiding is the same as pretending that nothing is wrong. Its diferent from avoiding aka running.
While in running u accept the fact that something is not right, in hiding u are a big ass pussy that cant deal with the fact that the world is gonna collapse and u are going to die!
Accepting there is a problem is great. It's only usefull. U get more things done, u get focused on trying to distract urself from the problems. It's really good.
Why fight? And how to fight? There is an old saying... "You are either with me or against me" there are no middle terms. If u get involved in a war u have to pick a side. Those that have nothing to do with it are not considered in this case.
But as I was saying, resisting and fighting for ur own interests is the only right thing to do. Because no one will for you!! Yes I'm an self centered ass occasionaly. But that's life. U have to look out for ur own interests first, then try and understand how u can serve ur own purposes, then match ur interests with the ppl around u, then calculate the ratio :(1) personal pleasure/world around pleasure and (2) personal gain/global loss. If 1 is positive and 2 is a big number u should go foward.
Staying on topic: How to fight problems: Not my problem. (Personaly i like this way of thinking. Pass ur problems to others if possible if not blame bad weather conditions)
Why smiling?
Pretty simple... Smiling is good exercise for ur face muscles. Smilling (if u have a nice smile and good teeth) attract good looking women. And specially, smiling irritates most ppl when they are angry at u. Try and smile while ur girl tells u she just cheated on u, or is about to say "I like u as a friend", that will definitly leave her without an answer.
In the end, u end up losing always something. It's a fact, only somethings lasts forever (human lifespan = forever = average 80 years). For those that don't.... do u really give a shit? Well u should otherwise u are a heartless bitch, but the point isnt that. Even giving a shit and not feeling all that well. Is it not cool just to think. NEXT!
All this just to say when I'm afraid I think, bahh...everything is going to be just fine.
Not because I'm an optimist.
Not because I'm just that good.
Not because of "God" (sorry peeps he is as real as santa)
But because I'm that darn lucky. Thank u =)
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