terça-feira, 6 de novembro de 2007

When Afraid

This title is very simple. Some small tips of what to do when u are afraid of something.
First of all let me start with a strong opening statement.
When afraid: Never run,never hide, always fight, always smile.

This is a really simple method to face about anything that is thrown at u.
If u are faced with a problema what is the point of delaying it? There are only two situations that u should delay something: gather more proofs, or prepera a sweet revenge. Otherwise dont be a pussy plz.

Hiding is the same as pretending that nothing is wrong. Its diferent from avoiding aka running.
While in running u accept the fact that something is not right, in hiding u are a big ass pussy that cant deal with the fact that the world is gonna collapse and u are going to die!
Accepting there is a problem is great. It's only usefull. U get more things done, u get focused on trying to distract urself from the problems. It's really good.

Why fight? And how to fight? There is an old saying... "You are either with me or against me" there are no middle terms. If u get involved in a war u have to pick a side. Those that have nothing to do with it are not considered in this case.
But as I was saying, resisting and fighting for ur own interests is the only right thing to do. Because no one will for you!! Yes I'm an self centered ass occasionaly. But that's life. U have to look out for ur own interests first, then try and understand how u can serve ur own purposes, then match ur interests with the ppl around u, then calculate the ratio :(1) personal pleasure/world around pleasure and (2) personal gain/global loss. If 1 is positive and 2 is a big number u should go foward.
Staying on topic: How to fight problems: Not my problem. (Personaly i like this way of thinking. Pass ur problems to others if possible if not blame bad weather conditions)

Why smiling?
Pretty simple... Smiling is good exercise for ur face muscles. Smilling (if u have a nice smile and good teeth) attract good looking women. And specially, smiling irritates most ppl when they are angry at u. Try and smile while ur girl tells u she just cheated on u, or is about to say "I like u as a friend", that will definitly leave her without an answer.

In the end, u end up losing always something. It's a fact, only somethings lasts forever (human lifespan = forever = average 80 years). For those that don't.... do u really give a shit? Well u should otherwise u are a heartless bitch, but the point isnt that. Even giving a shit and not feeling all that well. Is it not cool just to think. NEXT!

All this just to say when I'm afraid I think, bahh...everything is going to be just fine.
Not because I'm an optimist.
Not because I'm just that good.
Not because of "God" (sorry peeps he is as real as santa)

But because I'm that darn lucky. Thank u =)

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